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[ Conquest is going well! Conquest is going great! In fact, today they were at last victorious over some herd-animal-goddess’s chosen champion, which was a 30 foot tall moose-like demigod. It spat acid and could Earthbend, and had a whole army of slightly smaller mooses (also earthbending) backing it up. Obviously the whole thing was sick as hell but they had spent weeks tracking it from the air, days on foot to teakettle the herd into an advantageous battleground, and then had a very, very long boss fight. That many days in the field, even the King of Conquerors is too tired to party.

But hey, they brought the head back to Luna as promised. Everyone is healed up and there are many, many freshly grilled moose steaks, and a couple good barrels of ail. (The rest of their payment from the gods for taking out the Holy Moose General can be collected on later).

Now they are back in the chambers Islander has claimed and connected as his base of oppressions. He grabs a steak, pours himself a big boy glass of ale, and then drops like a rock on the couch. ]

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